Dog dialogue from Diastole alpaca farm.
Hey, how ya doing? I am Lukey Mouse Mouth and I am a house dog on this farm. However, me and my BFD, Belle the BC (Border Collie) have barn privileges. We can only go into the barn front NOT with the alpacas and DEFINITELY not with the live stock guard dogs. We get the best part of the barn because we get to hunt MICE! My pal, Belle the BC, sucks those critters up like a Hoover. My technique is to marinate the rodent in my mouth for hours. This is so very delicious! My humans have some issues with this, especially when I come into the house with that tell tale body part, the mouse tail, hanging out of my mouth. Then we play tag and they usually win. Not fair, not fair at all. After all I caught it and I supplied the marinade, both labor intensive activities. So my mouse is just about perfect when they pry it from my jaws. The ultimate insult is when they flush it down my water bowl! That is all for now. I will be checking in occasionally to update the barn and mice scene for you. Bon appetite, Luke.